I want my summer back.

[midori]

I was typing a 5-page paper on Thursday night due Friday and my computer decided to lag. I would type a sentence and the words would take several seconds to catch up. ASGADSGH. Then I had to make 23 copies of this essay so my class could brutalize and rip it apart workshop it Monday. [/english class woes]

But hey, good news. I'm doing pretty well in Japanese class. (wth Betty, that's a given.) XDD You know how there's always this annoying kid that thinks he knows everything and blurts every answer out? Yeah, there's one in my Japanese class. D: Anyway! We get to do a skit over.. pretty much anything we want, so here's a rundown of what my group came up with:

My two partners are American sumo wrestlers lost in deserted Tokyo (no way that's possible XD) and need to be in Okinawa. I get to be random characters who get in their way. Or something like that. XD Here's part of our script so far. Most of it sounds choppy and elementary-like, but that's to be expected! XD B is sumo wrestler number 1 and M is sumo wrestler number 2.

B + M: We're lost!!
B: And hey, there's no one here.
M: Duh. They're all in Okinawa. But the question is, how do we get there?
B: We will get there by boat.
M: That's nice. Where do we get this 'boat'.
B: [holds up very little money] We will buy one.

[They both enter my awesome boat store.]

Me: Welcome~! :D
M: Who are you and what did you do with all of the people?
Me:
Me: I sell sailboats.
M: How much is the cheapest boat?
Me: [insert outrageous price]
B + M: Damn, sayonara!

[They both leave my awesome boat store.]

B: Let's steal a boat. We don't have enough cash.
M: Dude, we probably shouldn't.
B: Then how else will we get there?
M:
M: You're right.
B: It's 2 against 1. We should be able to take her.
M: OK. Follow my lead! Ichi! Ni! San!

[They both break down the door of my awesome boat store even though they just walked in a few minutes ago.]

Me: [screams in shock and faints damsel-in-distress-like]

[They steal a boat and off on the waters they go. But hey wait, I wake up and chase them with a hidden jetboat. Unfortunately the two forget that they're sumo wrestlers and their weight makes them sink.]

We stopped plotting there but this is quite massive already. LOL. I have no idea how we're going to get this translated or even get the props for this. I think it's funny that I'm the best at speaking yet I have the least lines. I probably won't be able to keep a straight face though. XD Other groups have simple shopping skits and we have this over-the-top action-film thing. B-san said we should get producers to hire us. Rofl.
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Letsee, I've also made a couple of wallpapERRS! And yay for Daylight Savings. One extra hour of sleep! *o*