What's an ice crapper?
Jan. 21st, 2009 05:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
midoriMy dad is so weird. And his english (or I should say, lack of) is funny. Did I mention he can't spell?
Dad: (what I heard) I need to go buy some clams after dinner.
Me: You really crave clams or something, dad?
Sis: He means clamps [for the car].
Me: OH. Clamps, dad.
Dad: Clam. ClamPUH! Is that better? *laughs and repeats ClamPUH about five more times*
Me:
Me: Yes. XD Much better, dad.
My dad had to talk to some T-Mobile associate on the phone for 'Change of Responsibility' because our phones were all under my mom's name. So anyway. The poor guy had to go through my dad's rough accent. And I had to sit and help translate anything my dad didn't understand. So I listened while the phone conversation (that could have been 10 minutes), lasted for about 30.
[On the phone]
Dad: Do you think you can process my company discount too?
Associate: Sure, I'll do what I can.
Dad: OH THANK YOU. I appreciate it very much. Whassyo name? (He asks this every time someone is very helpful.)
Associate:
Associate: Excuse me?
Dad: Whassyo name? Your name?
Associate: Caleb.
Dad: Ca..reppu?
Associate: *nervous laugh*
Dad: *obliviously laughs along*
Me: *facepalms*
My car is parked outside so the snow and ice builds up on it during winter. My dad left this note on the counter for my sister and I so we could wake up to it and well.. if it wasn't for the ice scrapers he left by it, I might not have understood. LOL.
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booksandsarcasm~ And Cindy and Jess did it too. XD I'm just slow.
1. open paint
2. close eyes
3. draw cat
This was probably the fourth or fifth attempt because the first few times I kept drawing body parts off the canvas. LOL.
... Don't ask me why the legs are "w___w" shaped. I DON'T KNOW WHYY. @@;;And I almost forgot the tail, rofl.
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And because I couldn't resist requesting from Liz and Suvi..:
The first five people to comment to this post get to request a sketch of a character of their choosing from me. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their artistic/writing ability. If you absolutely can't draw, you can offer drabbles or icons or something instead.
I can't write. And I can only attempt to draw. But I can do graphics (icons, headers, wallpapers), yaaay. :Dv If you request icons, just gimme three images and I'll do my best! Ah, I won't limit requests either so don't worry about being one of the first five~ &hearts &hearts
Dad: (what I heard) I need to go buy some clams after dinner.
Me: You really crave clams or something, dad?
Sis: He means clamps [for the car].
Me: OH. Clamps, dad.
Dad: Clam. ClamPUH! Is that better? *laughs and repeats ClamPUH about five more times*
Me:
Me: Yes. XD Much better, dad.
My dad had to talk to some T-Mobile associate on the phone for 'Change of Responsibility' because our phones were all under my mom's name. So anyway. The poor guy had to go through my dad's rough accent. And I had to sit and help translate anything my dad didn't understand. So I listened while the phone conversation (that could have been 10 minutes), lasted for about 30.
[On the phone]
Dad: Do you think you can process my company discount too?
Associate: Sure, I'll do what I can.
Dad: OH THANK YOU. I appreciate it very much. Whassyo name? (He asks this every time someone is very helpful.)
Associate:
Associate: Excuse me?
Dad: Whassyo name? Your name?
Associate: Caleb.
Dad: Ca..reppu?
Associate: *nervous laugh*
Dad: *obliviously laughs along*
Me: *facepalms*
My car is parked outside so the snow and ice builds up on it during winter. My dad left this note on the counter for my sister and I so we could wake up to it and well.. if it wasn't for the ice scrapers he left by it, I might not have understood. LOL.
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CAT MEME: From
booksandsarcasm~ And Cindy and Jess did it too. XD I'm just slow.1. open paint
2. close eyes
3. draw cat
This was probably the fourth or fifth attempt because the first few times I kept drawing body parts off the canvas. LOL.
... Don't ask me why the legs are "w___w" shaped. I DON'T KNOW WHYY. @@;;
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And because I couldn't resist requesting from Liz and Suvi..:
I can't write. And I can only attempt to draw. But I can do graphics (icons, headers, wallpapers), yaaay. :Dv If you request icons, just gimme three images and I'll do my best! Ah, I won't limit requests either so don't worry about being one of the first five~ &hearts &hearts
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Date: 2009-01-21 11:46 pm (UTC)AIce crappers. Niiiiice. XDMy father has an accent too... but when he writes, it's like a totally different person XD My mom has a french accent haha (even though we're all 100% Vietnamese XD).
And kawaii your cat XD And I wouldn't have noticed that the legs were w___w shaped if you hadn't mentioned it loool.
And uhhhhh. I have no request XD
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Date: 2009-01-22 06:08 pm (UTC)Omg, I so want to hear your mom's french accent. I can hardly imagine that!
I've lived here for far too long..You should try it too, if you haven't already! :D :D *wants to see your cat*
XD With your talents Ruri, I'd be surprised if you did request something from me. Haha. ;D
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Date: 2009-01-24 08:25 am (UTC)Bbbbbut.... if - and I do say IF, you have the opportunity to make one... XD Thing is, I just changed my layout (extreme makeover, no joke). And I upgraded my account to Plus XD I'm happy I'm able to have more icons now. But all I have are the ones I made a really while ago. So if you can and want, I'm always up for something new XDD Without any specifics! XD
*gets herself out*
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Date: 2009-01-25 10:38 pm (UTC)Aaskfk; I love your icon. *dies*
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Date: 2009-01-25 11:48 pm (UTC)And thank you! :D I love being delusional. XD