What's an ice crapper?
Jan. 21st, 2009 05:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
midoriMy dad is so weird. And his english (or I should say, lack of) is funny. Did I mention he can't spell?
Dad: (what I heard) I need to go buy some clams after dinner.
Me: You really crave clams or something, dad?
Sis: He means clamps [for the car].
Me: OH. Clamps, dad.
Dad: Clam. ClamPUH! Is that better? *laughs and repeats ClamPUH about five more times*
Me:
Me: Yes. XD Much better, dad.
My dad had to talk to some T-Mobile associate on the phone for 'Change of Responsibility' because our phones were all under my mom's name. So anyway. The poor guy had to go through my dad's rough accent. And I had to sit and help translate anything my dad didn't understand. So I listened while the phone conversation (that could have been 10 minutes), lasted for about 30.
[On the phone]
Dad: Do you think you can process my company discount too?
Associate: Sure, I'll do what I can.
Dad: OH THANK YOU. I appreciate it very much. Whassyo name? (He asks this every time someone is very helpful.)
Associate:
Associate: Excuse me?
Dad: Whassyo name? Your name?
Associate: Caleb.
Dad: Ca..reppu?
Associate: *nervous laugh*
Dad: *obliviously laughs along*
Me: *facepalms*
My car is parked outside so the snow and ice builds up on it during winter. My dad left this note on the counter for my sister and I so we could wake up to it and well.. if it wasn't for the ice scrapers he left by it, I might not have understood. LOL.
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booksandsarcasm~ And Cindy and Jess did it too. XD I'm just slow.
1. open paint
2. close eyes
3. draw cat
This was probably the fourth or fifth attempt because the first few times I kept drawing body parts off the canvas. LOL.
... Don't ask me why the legs are "w___w" shaped. I DON'T KNOW WHYY. @@;;And I almost forgot the tail, rofl.
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And because I couldn't resist requesting from Liz and Suvi..:
The first five people to comment to this post get to request a sketch of a character of their choosing from me. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their artistic/writing ability. If you absolutely can't draw, you can offer drabbles or icons or something instead.
I can't write. And I can only attempt to draw. But I can do graphics (icons, headers, wallpapers), yaaay. :Dv If you request icons, just gimme three images and I'll do my best! Ah, I won't limit requests either so don't worry about being one of the first five~ &hearts &hearts
Dad: (what I heard) I need to go buy some clams after dinner.
Me: You really crave clams or something, dad?
Sis: He means clamps [for the car].
Me: OH. Clamps, dad.
Dad: Clam. ClamPUH! Is that better? *laughs and repeats ClamPUH about five more times*
Me:
Me: Yes. XD Much better, dad.
My dad had to talk to some T-Mobile associate on the phone for 'Change of Responsibility' because our phones were all under my mom's name. So anyway. The poor guy had to go through my dad's rough accent. And I had to sit and help translate anything my dad didn't understand. So I listened while the phone conversation (that could have been 10 minutes), lasted for about 30.
[On the phone]
Dad: Do you think you can process my company discount too?
Associate: Sure, I'll do what I can.
Dad: OH THANK YOU. I appreciate it very much. Whassyo name? (He asks this every time someone is very helpful.)
Associate:
Associate: Excuse me?
Dad: Whassyo name? Your name?
Associate: Caleb.
Dad: Ca..reppu?
Associate: *nervous laugh*
Dad: *obliviously laughs along*
Me: *facepalms*
My car is parked outside so the snow and ice builds up on it during winter. My dad left this note on the counter for my sister and I so we could wake up to it and well.. if it wasn't for the ice scrapers he left by it, I might not have understood. LOL.
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CAT MEME: From
booksandsarcasm~ And Cindy and Jess did it too. XD I'm just slow.1. open paint
2. close eyes
3. draw cat
This was probably the fourth or fifth attempt because the first few times I kept drawing body parts off the canvas. LOL.
... Don't ask me why the legs are "w___w" shaped. I DON'T KNOW WHYY. @@;;
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And because I couldn't resist requesting from Liz and Suvi..:
I can't write. And I can only attempt to draw. But I can do graphics (icons, headers, wallpapers), yaaay. :Dv If you request icons, just gimme three images and I'll do my best! Ah, I won't limit requests either so don't worry about being one of the first five~ &hearts &hearts
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Date: 2009-02-01 05:23 am (UTC)I haven't even started writing for some. *cries*BUT ANYWAY. :D I finished your layout~This will be a little long. ARE YOU READY?! :
Go to SELECT JOURNAL STYLE.
- Change your theme to "Grays," a Flexible Squares theme.
- (Optional) Change Ad Placement to Between Entries. (I personally prefer this because it makes ads much smaller and less noticeable. :D But you can keep it horizontal if you like.)
- Change sidebar to 2 Column (Sidebar on Right).
Then go to CUSTOMIZE JOURNAL STYLE.
- Click on STYLE and change the colors so it matches with this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/kulish/layout/colors1.png) and this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/kulish/layout/colors2.png) and save changes. (This part affects the colors of the ads.)
- Now go to CUSTOM CSS and select NO for all of the dropdown boxes. Then save this css (http://www.mediafire.com/?kdzid2otyyf) and copy the text and paste it all into the Custom Stylesheet box.
Aaaand, I think that's it! I also tested it out at my layout testing lj at
And your comments on everything makes me feel warm and squishy, Suvi. I definitely don't mind at all doing any of this for you. &hearts &hearts And the spacey header won't be abandoned; I'll just offer it up at my graphics comm. :D Ahaha.
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Date: 2009-02-01 02:35 pm (UTC)..seriously. Rainbow-sparkly-hearts would be in order here if I had any idea how to make those.
I absolutely adore this layout, the green is just the right kind and ARASHI is RIGHT THERE on top of my journal! 8D *happy flaily dancing around*
Oh, should I btw credit you or skippymints? ..or some journal else? O.O
*squishy huggle* *offers Nino shaped cookies*